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Samast sarjast: Lost, Des’ree “Life”

What They Probably Talk About on täiesti geniaalne.

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it. He was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, ‘I AM NOT HAPPY!!!’
So, I looked down at him and said, ‘Well, then which one are you?’
And that’s when the fight started…

Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.

Ikka väga head nalja saab klipi keskel, osad vihjed jäävad poliitikavõhikust mulle arusaamatuks, kuid tasub vaatamist. “My greatest weakness? It’s possible that I’m a bit too awesome.”

Ja mightygirl’i kodukalt selline tõestisündinud lugu :)

Me: Where are we going?
Him: We’re going for a toast.
Me: Where?
Him: Up here.
Drives into a dark little park at the top of a hill. Man in bushes crouches down as we enter the lot.
Me: Did you see that guy?
Him: What?
Me: That guy who hid when we drove in.
Him: Nope.
Me: He’s right back there.
Him: Huh. Let’s go.
Me: I’m not getting out of the car, there’s a psycho hiding in the bushes.
Him: Come on!
Me: No way! He’s seriously lying in wait for someone to rape.
Him: Let’s go!
Me: No!
Him: Come on. It’ll be fine.
Me: Do you have a pocketknife or anything?
(He closes the car door and heads out. I open the glove compartment and search for a weapon.)

And that’s why I had a pair of scissors in my pocket when he proposed.